Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex Sweatshirt action a vintage cartoon clown with

a vintage cartoon clown with a ruffled collar and round body holds lollipop-style signs reading "HOT DOGS

A gray illustration of a 19th-century batter in a wide stance is layered behind blue text reading "1877

Arched red martial arts-style serif text reads "SHO'NUFF'S" above smaller white text reading "NEW YORK" and "SINCE 1985

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Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex Sweatshirt action a vintage cartoon clown withMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork